Training.

"Come forth! I call you out and come!" And there you were standing in front of the toaster with your back out to me, summoning your poptarts out with all the eloquence of Sauruman or a some holy bloke from some ancient time. I had to laugh, y'see, because you've been doing that kind of stuff since you were weaned, and I'm not doubting you'll do great things, it's just i so enjoy watching you cut your teeth on everyday life. I'm glad I get to be part of the training. Not everyone is so lucky.